Google Perfume and Cologne

Having trouble with the ladies, because you don’t have that “scent?” I wouldn’t think it’s for your lack of trying, because I know you try very hard. Besides, women that aren’t interested in Dungeons & Dragons aren’t worth your time anyways. But if the pow of rejection is common, look no further, Google Eau de Toilette has come to your rescue. It’s guaranteed to make you more attractive than Brad Pitt soaked in pheromones. So I’d suggest you get a bottle now, that is if you can find any..

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